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Enhanced Pro Version
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They are coming...
They have breached the outer defences.
We dont have much time.
They are in the building... Dont Panic.
Hit the fracking button!
They are in the hall.
Hit the button now!
They are at the door.
If you dont hit the button were all going to die...
PANIC!
Were talking about the most advanced panic button to come to the iPhone...
Features:
- Big Red Button (BRB) Technology.
It is very big!
- Seven, yes seven, LOUD attention getting alerts, alarms and sirens. (pro only)
They are very loud! See "Sounds" below.
- Countdown timer
Its the final countdown, up to twenty minutes. Perfect for delayed panic (pro only)
- Flashing Red Light
It flashes angrily.
- Sound sensitive trigger.
For the times you just cant quite reach the button.
- Vibration sensitive trigger
Now you can set it off by banging your fist on the table.
- Custom duration settings.
Choose how long you wish to annoy your friends for.
Sounds:
- Arooga Arooga
The Classic BRPB sound effect, available on both pro and standard.
- Air Raid
Useful when warning of impending aerial bombardment, or when you need a load droning noise...usually in meetings. (pro only)
- Scream
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, loud female scream. (pro only)
- Mega Alarm
This can only be described as the greatest alarm man has created... no really it is. (pro only)
- Annoying Siren
Ten seconds of this is ten seconds too many. (pro only)
- Airhorn
This give me a headache, perhaps youll fair better. (pro only)
- Alert Buzzer
Perfect alarm for those hiding out in a secret lair. (pro only)
Also Useful For:
- Nuclear Regulatory Commission Safety Inspectors.
- Meetings where someone uses the word "synergy".
- Submarine Captains.
- It’s a crisis inducer. Hit the button and… Hurry! They’re after us!
- Anytime your girlfriend speaks to an X.
- Snoring Boyfriend detection.
- Moments of weakness.
- Alien attacks or even potential alien attacks.
- FBI Raids.
- When animal goes bad!
- Disaffected college students.
Do NOT under any circumstance press this button.
"Annoy your enemies, amuse your friends"